Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Bad Driving
A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks "Have you been drinking Sir?". "Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Jokey Jokes
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead p***y. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Selective Hearing...
As generally known, men and women many times hear things differently... eg. A woman says: Phew! How dirty it is in here!!! Now, you & me gotta clean this up together! And what are your pants doing on the floor?!? You're gonna run naked tomorrow if you don't take them to ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Paycheck And C**k
I'm sure that someone has already posted this admittedly sexist, yet still slightly amusing joke, somewhere on this site, but I didn't find it so here it goes: What's the difference between a paycheck and a c**k?... drum roll You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck... thank ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Are You Sexually Active? - Full Joke.
My wife found a used condom under the bed of our 17 year old daughter. When the girl got home from school, she confronted her with the evidence. "Are you sexually active?" she asked. "No, I just lie there." the girl answered.......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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