Here are the Short Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Human Reproduction
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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The Carburettor
The car won't start, " aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is." "I'm telling you, " repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor." "We'll see, " ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Doctor's Wife
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Lil Johnny
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher "Ahh, Good Morning Johnny, and where were you yesterday?" Johnny "I'm sorry Miss, but my Grandad got burnt yesterday." Teacher, "Was he burned very bad?" Johnny, "Yes Mam, they don't f**k around at these ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Whoa...say What??
After a long night of making love, a man noticed a photo of another man on the woman's nightstand. "Is this your husband?" he asked nervously. "No silly, " she replied. "Your boyfriend, then?" he asked. "No, " she replied. "Your brother?" he asked. "Nope, " she said. "That's me before ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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