Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin, " she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's ......
Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Little Red Ridinghood
Little Red Ridinghood was going to visit Gramma, her mamma said, "Little Red Ridinghood, that Big Bad Wolf's been out there, you'd better take this gun with you for protection." "All right." said Red. So, she lifted up her skirt, tucked the gun under her garterbelt, dropped her skirt back down, ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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Cab Ride
A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. "Mom, " said the little boy, "what are all those women doing?" "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work, " she replied. The cabbie ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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The 4 Nuns
I haven't read all the jokes so I don't know if this has appeared before or not, but here goes: 4 Nuns died and went to heaven and were stood in a line outside the pearly gates. God came out and said to the first nun, "Sister, have you ever touched ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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Keeping Face
Tom went to work Monday and co-worker Bill noticed Tom had two blacke eyes. Damn Tom, what happened ? Bill asked. "Well I was in church Sunday morn when a large woman stood in front of me and I noticed her dress caught in the crack of her ass. Thought I'd ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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