Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
P***s Problem... A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able ...... Written on 18/10/2008 |
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The Fish And Fly... There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it. There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could ...... Written on 18/10/2008 |
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Oral There was this guy who always went out drinking with his friends. He would always come home very late. One night, while he was at the bar he told them his secret for being able to sneak in late. "When I walk in the house, before the wife can say anything, ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Vibrations Of A Vibrator One day a little old lady walked into a sex shop.The clerk couldn't help notice her, first, because she reminded him of his dear old grandmother, and secondly because she was twitching violently, as if she had som kind of nervous disorder. "Young m-m-m-man"she stammered to the clerk"Do you sell v-v-v-vibrators ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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Little Johnny johnny walks by his older neighbor one day, with a roll of duct tape in his hand. the man asks "what are you up to johnny" and johnny says i found this duck tape i guess i'll go get some ducks with it, and he goes on his way. about an ...... Written on 20/10/2008 |
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