Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Fishing Trip...
At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day. The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river ......
Written on 26/09/2008 |
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Circle Of Life
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants. At age 10...success is...making your own meals. At age 12...success is...having friends. At age 16...success is...having a drivers license. At age 20...success is...having sex. At age 35...success is...having money. At age 50...success is...having money. At age 60...success is...having sex. At age 70...success is...having ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Whisky
woman walks into a bar and ask the bartender for 5 whiskies the bartender asks why so many? woman replies i've just given head for the first time bj bartender reples congratulations have the sixth one on the house woman replies no thanks if five won't kill the taste i don't ......
Written on 30/09/2008 |
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Top 8 Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say...
8. Here honey, you use the remote. 7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas and Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 5. While I'm up, can I get you anything? 4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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2222
The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen bring ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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