Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
One Wish
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Therapist
A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex. To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Drinking Guide
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance down to earth. Your Approach: ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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Escaped Convict
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a ......
Written on 17/09/2008 |
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A Vampire Meets Two Nuns
Two nuns from Ireland must travel though Transylvania by car. They are a bit on edge. They stop on the side of the road to rest. They are startled when suddenly out of nowhere, a diminutive vampire jumps into the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick?" ......
Written on 19/09/2008 |
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