Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Circle Flies
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function that Hillary Clinton is also attending, trying to gather more support for her nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As she was doing that, she ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Cure For Stuttering
3 men with speech impediemnts are in therapy. The Therapist is a blonde, petite and as pretty as can be. She says, "If you can tell me where you come from without stuttering, I'll give you a b**w *** and let you cum in my mouth" 1st man steps up and ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Wild Turkey
Drunk always drinks cheap wine cause of money, always passes out behind gay bar, one night hard up gay dude pulls his pants down and f**ks drunk up the ass, pulls his pants back up and leaves him a c note. Drunk wakes up, finds the 100.00 dollar bill and goes ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Texas Sex
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one, " said the other cowboy. "What is it? "Well, it's where you get your wife down on ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Couples
hree couplesone elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wedapply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways. After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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