Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Venus And Mars
Her Side of the Story: He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar. I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit late, but he didn't say anything much about it. I don't remember doing anything to make him upset, but could ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Catholic School Girls And Saint Peter
One tragic day a bus load of Catholic school girls get blind sided, instantly killing all inside. Being, more or less, good Catholic girls they find themselves in line at the Pearly Gates before Saint Peter. "Before I let you into Heaven my angels, I have but one question for you. ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Create P***y With Hymen Added
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, Created the p***y to their original design, First was a carpenter strong and bold, With his hammer and chisel he gave it a hole, Second was a butcher smart with wit, With his knife he gave it a slit, Third was a hunter short ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Engine Woes
A Laplander was on a driving holiday in Australia. Along a deserted track he started having engine problems and eventually the car stopped with steam and oil pouring from under the engine. After some time a car approached him so he waved it down. The Aussie got out and asked what ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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Japanees Hotel
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a fine Japanese hotel. Room Service RS: Morny. Ruin sorbees. Guest G: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?? G: Uh, yes... I'd like some bacon and eggs. RS: ......
Written on 24/05/2009 |
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