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This Is A Kinda Joke But Funny
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the ......
Written on 25/03/2009

The Swedish Student
At a local college, there was a dance. A guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too." ......
Written on 06/04/2009

Sex Joke
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Rigged Contest
Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you fill your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant. "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, " he said. "If you guess right, you win ......
Written on 12/05/2009

Top 10 Rejected Valentine's Day Card
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the sto. In hopes that later, you'd ......
Written on 23/05/2009

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