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The Flames Of Passion.
A Fireman, in an effort to heat up the passion that seemed to have gone out of his marriage, came home one day with a plan. He told his wife of his dismay with their sex life and told her he had come up with a plan to fan the flames. ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out both were very faithful and loving wives.. however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk ampwalking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she ......
Written on 05/03/2009

Voodoo D**k
guy goes on ebay to buy a specialty item for his wife.Gets a special dildo voodoo d**k he reads the instructions they sayvoodoo d**k and commandhe puts the box away and gets called out of town on business.His wife finds the gift in the closet and opens it. she unwraps it ......
Written on 24/03/2009

Hitch-hiker
A hitch-hiker was walking down the road, and a semi stopped and asked if he wanted a ride, he said sure, and hopped in. They went down the road for about a 10 miles and the driver whisled and a monkey came out the back of the cab and unzipped his ......
Written on 24/03/2009

Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike the dealer warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency ......
Written on 25/03/2009

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