Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Why The Feathers?
Martha Stewert was doing a survey on the American Indians out on Indian restervation. She noticed a brave with one feather in his headress. Telling him her purpose, she ask why just one feather? He replied, me got one feather because me got one squall. Not believing him she asked a ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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Wild Sex!
Two men were talking about sex on there lunch break at work. One said, I guess I'm pretty lucky, I get it about 5 to 7 times a week. Surprised, his buddy asked him what his secret was. The other said, Well when I get home, I take a shower, eat ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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For A Million Dollars
A well-dressed man approached a voluptuously beautiful young woman on the street and said, "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" "For a MILLION dollars?!" she replied, more than a little stunned, "Of course I would!" "Well, would you sleep with me for twenty five dollars?" ......
Written on 16/12/2008 |
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Stupid One
A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, "Its chicken wire and I'm going to catch some chickens." His neighbor says, "You fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire." Later that night, ......
Written on 22/12/2008 |
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The Fish And The Fly
One day this fish is swimming minding is own business when he sees this fly in the branch above and he thinks to himself and says hmmm if fly drops four inches I got lunch, watching the fish is a bear and the bear thinks if the fish jumps I have ......
Written on 27/12/2008 |
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