Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Golf And Cheating....
it's about a guy who's cheating on his wife with his secretary.... one day after work the secretary and him went to a motel to have sex...aftereverything, the guy realized that it was really late, so he was like " danm what am i gonna do, what am i gonna tell ......
Written on 09/12/2008 |
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German
A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you" "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 dollars an hour" " Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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Three Wishes
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?" The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have ......
Written on 13/12/2008 |
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The Frog
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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Forgive Me
Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." "What have you done Tommy O'Connor?" "I had sex with a girl." "Who was it, Tommy?" "I cannot tell you father, please forgive me for my sin." "Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?" ......
Written on 14/12/2008 |
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