Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Bet
This guy who works at a pickle factory comes home and hands his wife 50 dollars. She asked him what it was from and he told her that he won it in a bet -- the guys at the factory bet him 50 dollars that he wouldn't stick his d**k in ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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Loyal Sir Lancelot
When King Arthur took off on his search for the holy grail, he fitted his Queen, Guinevere, with a novel chastity belt. It contained a little guillotine. If anybody tried to push past it, it sprung down with a mighty whack. On his return from the Holy Land, King Arthur commanded ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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Dictionary Of Women's & Men's English:
DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes No 2. No Yes 3. Maybe No 4. We need I want... 5. I am sorry you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead you better not 8. Do what you want you will pay for this later ......
Written on 09/11/2008 |
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True Friendship
Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship: 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard ......
Written on 11/11/2008 |
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Rectum Stretcher!
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday 10 miles over the limit, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk ......
Written on 13/11/2008 |
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