Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
The Bear Hunter
A man was told by his buddies that if you didn't hunt bear you weren't a man. Unconcerned and confident of his manhood this gent went and got a bear license and grabbed hat and gun and went out to be a man and hunt bear. Soon he spots a black ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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The Bad Wish
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?" The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Girls Gone To Heaven
A group of girls were killed in a bus accident and find themselves outside the pearly gates with St Peter. St Peter says 'Lisa do you know what a p***s is'? 'Yes' says lisa 'I touch one once on its head'. 'ok' says Peter 'put the finger you touched it with ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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When A Fly Drops Six Inches
One day a fly was just above the water by six inches. in the water a fish thought"if that fly drops six inches then i will jump up and eat it." behind some bushes a bear thought" if that fish jumps up i will catch the fish." behind a tree a ......
Written on 04/11/2008 |
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The Koala And The Barfly
theres a koala at a bar drinking his mint julip when this somewhat attractive lady approaches him LADY: How a doing short dark and furry KOALA : not bad ...yourself? LADY: Look im not gonna mince words its slow as hell in here and your about the cutest thing here in ......
Written on 06/11/2008 |
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