Here are the Rude Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Chicken Farmer
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next ti a woman ordered a glass champagne, The woman perks up and says , "How about that ? I just ordered a glass champagne , TOO !" "What a coincidence , "the farmer says, "This is a special day for me ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Dad At The Mall
A daughter took her dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. They decided to grab a bite at the food court. The daughter noticed her Dad was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Help For An 'i Hate My Job' Day!
When you have an 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by JohnsonampJohnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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When Girls Don't Put Out...i Got A Kick Out Of It :
When girls don't put out. This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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I Don't Feel Sorry For Him!!!!1
Three iron workers are working on a high rise building near the 13th floor, the whistle sounds for lunch...as they are sitting on the edge each one opens their lunch pail... Shit the first man says...meat loaf again....I am so sick of left overs!!!! The second opens his... dam it's chicken ......
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