Here are the General snippets - please enjoy. |
Back Seat
A guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love. The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her. She wants more and they do it again. She still wants more and the guy says "Excuse me a minute I have to ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Sometime In The Future.....
One day in the future, Jesse Jackson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Idiot Sighting:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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Well
A hillbilly couple gets on an airplane for the first time. After takeoff, the woman is so nervous that her mouth and throat get really dry. She asks her husband to get her a cup of water. He goes to the bathroom and returns with a cup of water. Even after ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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The Ailing Irishman...
Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels. "Shawny ole ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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