Here are the Geek Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on. The husband was in a rather ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Henry Ford
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the Gates, St. Peter greets Ford, and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention... the assembly line for the automobile ... changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want." Ford ......
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Why Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Travel....
1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. 2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost information, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California and ......
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Bedtime
Peter put his son to bed and his son started to pray. Son: Good night mummy, Good night Daddy, Good night Nanny, Goodbye Granddad. The next day his granddad dropped dead. Next night. Son: Good night Mummy, Good Night Daddy, Goodbye Nanny. The next day his Nanny dropped dead. ......
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Top 10 Thoughts To Ponder For 2006
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish ......
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