Here are the Clean Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Crabs!!
A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did. The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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The Church Gossip
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an ......
Written on 14/09/2008 |
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2 Southern Bells
Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch talking. The first one says "Last week I went to New York city." Do tell says the other. You know that in New York city they have men that kiss other men on the mouth! Lord help! What do they call them? ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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A Mans Logic
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Ducks
Three little ducks go into a Bar............................... "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey, " was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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