Here are the Birthday Jokes snippets - please enjoy. |
Blind Salesman A woman goes into a sports store to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the salesman who is wearing sunglasses. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod ...... Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Blind Wal Mart Man A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ...... Written on 14/09/2008 |
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21st Birthday All of his life Ole had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink. ...... Written on 14/09/2008 |
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You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. ...... Written on 14/09/2008 |
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Dave And The Mrs!! Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Dave, ...... Written on 14/09/2008 |
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