There was a man named Joe who had the biggest d**k, It was 25 inches long. Joe was sad because all the women were scared to have sex with him. So one day Joe went to the doctor and said, "doc can you do anything about my d**k, to make it shorter, the women are scared of me".

"I see, said the doc, medically there is nothing I can do". "But I know of this witch out in the forrest in a cave who might be able to help". With that the doctor gave Joe the directions to get to the witch. So off Joe went out in the forrest and found the cave where the witch lives. Joe knocked, "come in said the witch" Joe told the witch his problem and asked her if she can shorten it. The witch, stare in amazement scratches her head and thought for a minute. "Well I cant do nothing for you, but something that can help your problem.

What you have to do is go to the pond where you will see a frog sitting on a log, who can slove your dilemma. First you must asked the frog: Will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your d**k will be 5 inches shorter".