Two men were talking about sex on there lunch break at work. One said, I guess I'm pretty lucky, I get it about 5 to 7 times a week.

Surprised, his buddy asked him what his secret was. The other said, Well when I get home, I take a shower, eat dinner, and while she is washing dishes, I put my arms around her and whisper in her ear. Hey you sweet beautiful thing, eyes like a dove, let's ease on into the bedroom and make alittle love.works every timeThe next day on lunch break the one who told his secret noticed his buddy's lip busted, eyes black, and a big knot on head. What happened to you, he replied? My wife beat the crap out of me with a skillet. Why did she do that for?he asked? Man, I went home last night, took a shower, ate dinner just like you said to do. I put my arms around her while she was washing dishes and I whispered into her ear: Hey you big fat ugly hog, eyes like a frog, breech over like a shotgun and I'll f**k you like a dog.