10 You don't feel guilty about doing it alone. 9 No one will start rumors about how much you sleep. You won't complain in the morning about not getting any. 7 You don't have to pay for sleep. 6 You don't need to sleep after sleeping. 5 Sleep can last a good eight hours. or even more 4 You can sleep in church. 3 While sleeping, you can have sex with anyone you want.

2 Your teddy bear never complains.

1 It's legal to sleep in any position in all countries.