A hobo saw that a gentleman was getting a lot of p***y. So he went up to him and ask for advice on how to get the ladies. The gentleman said that all he did was walk up and ask the lady to tickle his ass with a feather and if they got upset then he would pretend that they misunderstood him and that he really said typically nasty weather.

If they did not get mad then they would go have outrageous sex.. the Hobo, now knowing what to do, walked up to a young lady and said..... hey bitch you want to f**k and as he was getting beat with her purse he covered his head and shouted that she must have misunderstood him and what he really said was.....It looks like it's gonna rain.