One day Leroy saw God and he told him to stop smoking, drinking, and give up sex if he wanted to go to heaven. A few weeks later God re appeared and asked him how things were going.

Leroy said"well the smoking and drinking were real hard but so far he was doing ok but..........

last week my wife bent over to take the meat out of the freezer and.........well I just couldn't help it I had to give it to her good right then and there" Gods voice boomed, " we don't like that kind of behavior in heaven" Leroy said........

" they don't like it in the supermarket either!"