Once there was a princess , and all the men in the city wanted to sleep with her. and they usually did one day the king was sick of men having sex with his daughter, so one day he made the princess have surgery- the surgery was to implant a razor blade in the py. the next night, the king sat outside the princesses bedroom, he saw a dark figure climb through the window, so the king knew that someone has had sex with her. so the next morning the king ordered all men in the city to bathe in his swimming pool. he looked at all the mens d**ks and congradulated them on not sleeping with his daughter, they all said " thankyou king, im happy" finally there were only 3 men left taking showers with their backs to the king.

the king ordered that the men stand in a line and face him.

the king went to the first man , his d**k was fine, and the man said "thankyou king". the second mans d**k was fine aswell, the man said "thankyou king im happy" the king finally got to the last man, his d**k was fine aswell- the king said to him "congratulations on not sleeping with my daughter" , but the man stayed silent., the king wondered why he didnt say thankyou, so he ordered the man to speak at once. the man was still silent.

, after that, the king got really angry and ordered him to speak or be hung..........so the man said "IIIIIIIIIII CCCANNNNNTTTTTT" HIS TONGUE GOT CUT OFF