Theres a koala at a bar drinking his mint julip when this somewhat attractive lady approaches him LADY: How a doing short dark and furry KOALA : not bad ...

yourself? LADY: Look im not gonna mince words its slow as hell in here and your about the cutest thing here in the bar.

If you come with me now i garauntee your gonna get lucky with me tonight. the koala thinks to himself what the hell and they leave for her apartment building where sure enough the moment they walk into the door she is all over him ...

next morning the koala is smoking a cigarette. LADY: that was amazing i never had someone go down on me like that you sure i cant do anything for you KOALA: nah thats okay i enjoyed my self but its time i got going LADY: Where you going you owe me 300 KOALA: what do ya mean i owe 300 LADY: I'm a prostitute and you owe me 300 KOALA: Whats a prostitute? she hands him a dictionary opened to the word prostitute - A woman or person that you pay money to to have sex with KOALA: laughing So what we never had sex and besides im a koala LADY: So what your a koala the koala hands her the dictionary back opened to koala KOALA- small furry marsupial THAT EATS BUSHES AND LEAVES to which the koala left