The Fish And The Fly

One day this fish is swimming minding is own business when he sees this fly in the branch above and he thinks to himself and says hmmm if fly drops four inches I got lunch, watching the fish is a bear and the bear thinks if the fish jumps I have lunch, watching the bear is a hunter eating his sandwich and he thinks if fly drops, fish jumps, bear grabs fish, I shoot bear I get my trophy. Watching the hunter is a mouse the mouse thinks fly drops, fish jumps, bear grabs fish, and hunter drops his sandwich I got lunch.

Watching all of this is a cat and he thinks fly drops, fish jumps, bear grabs fish, hunter shoots bear mouse grabs sandwich I have lunch. BAM IT HAPPENS, fly drops, fish jumps, bear runs after fish, hunter shoots bear, mouse runs for sandwich, cat takes off after the mouse looses his footing slides into the water, MORAL of the story when fly drops four inches P***Y gets wet.

 

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