A man was told by his buddies that if you didn't hunt bear you weren't a man. Unconcerned and confident of his manhood this gent went and got a bear license and grabbed hat and gun and went out to be a man and hunt bear. Soon he spots a black bear and shoots him dead.

He happily runs up to the dead bear and proudly reminisces about his manliness. Suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning he is confronted by a large brown bear. The bear puts a claw inder the hunters chin and tips his face up to his jaws.

Well, you got two choices as I see it, says the bear. I can either rip you to shreds and eat ya.... or f**k ya in the ass. Terrified the hunter stammers I don't wanna die is a sobbing voice. Heh, snorts the bear and slams the hunter down on the ground and viciously f**ks him in the ass.

Later, bleeding and crying, the hunter pulls himself out of the bushes and vows, "I'm gonna kill that brown bear!" Next year he gets a bear license and goes up to the woods. Soon he spots the brown bear and shoots him dead. He happily runs up to the dead bear and crows down at the dead bear "Who's ass is who's now!" Suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning he is confronted by a huge grizzly bear.

The bear puts a claw inder the hunters chin and tips his face up to his jaws. Well, you got two choices as I see it, says the bear. I can either rip you to shreds and eat ya.... or f**k ya in the ass.

Terrified the hunter stammers I don't wanna die is a sobbing voice.

Heh, snorts the bear and slams the hunter down over a stump and viciously f**ks him in the ass. Later, bleeding and crying, the hunter pulls himself out of the bushes and vows, "I'm gonna kill that grizly bear!" Next year he gets a bear license and again he goes up to the woods. Soon he spots the grizzly bear and shoots him dead. He happily runs up to the dead bear and crows down at the dead bear "Who's ass is who's now you dead butfukkin' bear!" Suddenly he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning he is confronted by a Gigantic polar bear.. The bear puts a claw inder the hunters chin and tips his face up to his jaws. And the bear says, "you don't come up here for the huntin', do ya. Well