I haven't read all the jokes so I don't know if this has appeared before or not, but here goes: 4 Nuns died and went to heaven and were stood in a line outside the pearly gates. God came out and said to the first nun, "Sister, have you ever touched a man's p***s?" first nun says "Yes lord, with my finger.

" God says, "Wash your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates." Then God asks the second nun "Sister, have you ever touched a man's p***s?" Second nun says "Yes lord. with my hand." God says "Wash your hand in the holy water and pass through." He turns to the third nun but the fourth nun pushes past and stands looking at God, who asks her "Sister, why have you pushed in?" The fourth nun says "God, if you think I'm gargling that water after she's washed her arse with it, you can think again...

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