The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a fine Japanese hotel. Room Service RS: Morny.

Ruin sorbees. Guest G: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen?? G: Uh, yes.. I'd like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den? G: What? RS: Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch? G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please. RS: Ow July dee bayhcem--crease? G: Crisp will be fine.

RS: Hokay. An san tos? G: What? RS: San tos. July San tos? G: I don't think so RS: No? Judo one toes?? G: I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what "judo one toes means. RS: Toes! toes! Why djew don juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother? G: English muffin! I've got it! You were saying "Toast." Fine.

Yes, an English muffin will be fine. RS: We bother? G: No, just put the bother on the side. RS: Wad? G: I mean butter--just put it on the side. RS: Copy? G: Sorry? RS: Copy, tea, mill? G: Yes. Coffee please, and that's all. RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy--rye? G: Whatever you say. RS: Tendjewberrymud.

G: You're welcome.