A man walks into a bar.

The mascot of this particular bar is a horse, which is in the back corner. The man starts running up a huge tab.

By closing time, he's a couple hundred in the hole. When the bartender asks him to pay up, he decides to make a bet. He says "I'll tell you what.

If I can make your horse laugh, I don't have to pay my tab." The bartender agrees. The man goes into the corner with the horse, puts their heads close together, and a minute later the horse is laughing hard! So, the bartender lets the man leave. The same man returns the next week, and again runs up a tab. At closing time, he looks at the bartender and says "If I can make your horse cry, I don't have to pay my tab.

" The bartender again agrees. He goes into the corner, stands in front of the horse, and all of a sudden the horse is bawling! The bartender asks the man how he did all this. He says "Well, last week I told your horse my c**k was bigger than his and he laughed. So this week I showed him!"