A hitch-hiker was walking down the road, and a semi stopped and asked if he wanted a ride, he said sure, and hopped in. They went down the road for about a 10 miles and the driver whisled and a monkey came out the back of the cab and unzipped his pants and started to suck his d**k. After a few minutes the driver shoots a load and smacks the monkey on the back of the head and it jumps into the back of the cab. They drove down the road about 10 more miles and the driver asked the hitch-hiker if he wanted some of that, and the hitch-hiker said sure just as long as you don't smack me in the back of the head when your done!