Golf And Cheating....

It's about a guy who's cheating on his wife with his secretary.... one day after work the secretary and him went to a motel to have sex...aftereverything, the guy realized that it was really late, so he was like " danm what am i gonna do, what am i gonna tell my wife"?, the secretary was like "yeah, what u gonna do ??"....the guy said" don't worry, i have an idea".

then he asked the secretary to rub his shoes on the grass...

she was like " how is this going to help you ??" he said " just do what i'm telling you ok!!! " so did she. the guy finally got home really late, as soon as he opened the door his wife started to yell " where have u been, don't you see what time it is , i bet you're having an affair...!!". so the guy just said " yeah , honey i'm late cause after work the secretary and i went to a motel and had sex".

the wife looked at him and his shoes, nod her head, and said " you're lying, you've been playing golf"!!!!

 

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