A group of girls were killed in a bus accident and find themselves outside the pearly gates with St Peter. St Peter says 'Lisa do you know what a p***s is'? 'Yes' says lisa 'I touch one once on its head'. 'ok' says Peter 'put the finger you touched it with in the font of holy water and you may enter'. Lisa obliged and went through the gates. Next was Sally.

St Peter asked the same question and Sally replied 'I stroked one once with my left hand' St Peter said 'put that hand in the font of holy water and pass through the gates'. Sally duly did this and passed through the gates. Just as St Peter was about to ask Ann the same question Kathleen pushed her way to the front. St Peter said 'Now Kathlen what's the hurry?' Kathleen replied 'If I've got to gargle the holy water, I want to do it before Ann sticks her arse in it'