Three gay guys just found out that their lovers had all past away. They all agreed to have their lovers cremated, and were standing around talking about what they were going to do with their ashes.

Gay guy 1 "I'm gonna pour my lover's ashes in the ocean, because we use to always love going to see the ocean." Gay guy 2 "I'm gonna pour my lover's ashes over the mountain top, because we use to always love going to the mountains." Gay guy 3 "I'm gonna pour my lover's ashes over the hottest bowl of chili I can find." The other two gay guys ask why in the world he would do that, and gay guy 3 replied: "Because I figured I'd let him tear my up my ass one last time before I say goodbye.

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