One tragic day a bus load of Catholic school girls get blind sided, instantly killing all inside.

Being, more or less, good Catholic girls they find themselves in line at the Pearly Gates before Saint Peter. "Before I let you into Heaven my angels, I have but one question for you. Answer honestly and you may pass into the Kingdom of Heaven!" The first in line, Anne Margaret, shyly steps up to Saint Peter. "Child, the question I have is have you ever touched a p***s?" "Well, Saint Peter, honestly there was this one time that I sort of brushed by one with just my little pinkie. I never held it or anything!" she gushed. "Place you pinkie in this bowl of Holy Water, say two Hail Mary's and you can pass my child." Anne Margaret did so and the line moved forward, positioning the next girl at the front. "Same question to you my dear - have you ever touched a p***s?" The next girl in line, blushing, admits that yes, she did once briefly hold one in her hand.

Saint Peter admonishes her, tells her to place her whole hand into the water, say five Hail Marys and she too may pass. About this time there is a commotion from the middle of the line, and Mary Margaret, knocking other girls out of the way, comes barelling to the front of the line. "My child, what is all this commotion?" Saint Peter implores. "Well I'll tell ya Saint Petey. If I'm gonna have to gargle this water here, I want to do it before Theresa there stickes her ass in it!"