Two nuns from Ireland must travel though Transylvania by car. They are a bit on edge. They stop on the side of the road to rest. They are startled when suddenly out of nowhere, a diminutive vampire jumps into the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick?" Shouts Sister Margaret. "Turn the wipers on! That will get rid of the abomination!" Sister Helen switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues to hiss. "What now?" "Switch on the windshield washer! I filled it up with Holy Water before we left, " says Sister Margaret. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he manages to hang on and continues to hiss at the nuns.

"My goodness, now what shall we do?" worries Sister Helen. "Show him your cross, " says Sister Margaret. "Now you're talking, " says Sister Helen as she rolls down the window, leans out and screams, "GET THE F**K OFF OUR CAR!"