Three little ducks go into a Bar.............................

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey, " was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey. "Oh. That's nice, " said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?" "Dewey, " came the answer from duck number two. "So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked. "Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself.. What else could a duck want?" The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?" "No, " she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles."