Two southern belles are sitting on the front porch talking. The first one says "Last week I went to New York city.

" Do tell says the other. You know that in New York city they have men that kiss other men on the mouth! Lord help! What do they call them? They call them homosexuals.

What will they think of next? The 1st belle says "Also, in New York city, they have women that kiss other women on the mouth! Lord help! What will they think of next? The Belle replies, "Did you know that they have men in New York city that kiss women on their privates?" Good God! What do they call them? The 1st belle replies, "As soon as I caught my breath, I called him precious!"